For the love of God, just leave me alone.

You don’t want to talk to me. Seriously, I am not charming or helpful. It is not an accident that I have chosen to interact with the world anonymously and exclusively through a screen. Unhappy with this website? Air your grievances elsewhere. Happy with this website? Reward me with your silence. And money. That’s true friendship.

In the impossible event that my overwhelmingly thorough and insightful musings on cooking have been in any way unclear, and your dumb ass has somehow managed to arrive at a question, remember that yes, stupid questions DO exist, and yes, yours is likely one of them. But by ALL means, please do get in touch.

Kisses ♥️